Don't you hate giving Valentine's gifts?
First, there's that apprehension as they fondle the paper.
Then the forced grin as they give it a "comedy" shake (not too hard, in case it's a diamond-encrusted tiara).
And before long, the wrapping paper lies shredded on the carpet.
Along with their diamond-encrusted hopes and dreams.Thank crap for Crapping Paper™ - the wrapping paper that ruins the surprise!
Download and print one of our Classic Crapping Papers™
or create your own using our handy Crapping Paper™ Generator
And say goodbye to awkward smiles and thankless platitudes forever.
Crapping Paper™ for the most classic of Valentine's gifts. From plush toys to sex toys to those really rubbish last-minute gifts from the garage down the road.
We've got all the classics covered, but if you can't find what you're looking for, why not head down to the Crapping Paper™ Generator
Chosen a classic? Click the one you want, download the PDF and print it out (at work, not at home silly). And you'll be living crappily ever after in no time!
Gone and found something different? Not to worry! The patent-pending Crapping Paper™ Generator is here to save the day.
So what are you giving them? Oysters? A Terrahawks DVD? Some poppers? Something a guy at work made? Insane flowers? A blender? A Hello Kitty blender? A Hello Kitty dildo? Some cheese? Some insane cheese? A giant inflatable vagina? A porcelain figurine representing your love? An e-card?
Whatever random crap you’ve bought the love of your life, there's a Crapping Paper™ to fit. So get crapping, crappers!